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The ABC's of Me
by Lori Willams

A - Absentminded, Artistic eye, New Yawk Accent, Aries born in April, love Artichokes, Adirondack mountains, hate Apples, Arguments. Men's Arms are sooo sexy! Middle name Ann. Amorous!

B - Brooklynite, wear Black often, hate the Business world, Love Bubble Baths for two, Books, Beaches. Bermuda and Bahamas have me Basking in Bliss! Enjoy Blood and guts flicks, easily Bored, still Blushes now and then, Broke Both legs. Bartender. Bridges of Madison County favorite movie and book.

C - Never Calm, Cool or Collected, Often Crazed, Candid, Charming. Love Calla lilies, Caviar, Cashmere, Candles, Champagne, Godiva Chocolate, Coffee. Will settle for Carnations, Cotton and Cheeseburgers and Chunky if I'm in love! Creature of habit, Charitable, Cries too often. Coolest Compliment I've received was "You have a lot of Class, but a touch of Sleaze!", from a California lover.

D - Call me Delilahhhhh! Dramatic, Devilish, Devoted, Dog lover. Not Detail-oriented, ever Doubtful. Loves Dancing slow, Duck L'Orange, the Doors. Never a Doormat, always a Dreamer. Has a Dark side and Depressive periods, they Don't last long. Dwells on Death too much, Deflowered too young. Dirty Dancing! Former Disco Diva. Favorite gem - Diamond, what else?

E - Mom to Eric. Extravagant, Erratic, Enticing, Energetic, Earthy and a bit Eccentric. Eggplant parmagiana my specialty. Embarrassed Easily. Uses too many Exclamation marks!!! Formerly the NY Geisha, Erica Davis - an Experiment that worked. Should Exercise more.

F - Fear of Flying, never Fainted, Forever Fantasizing. Father named Fred died in February at Forty-Six, Fashionable but never Flashy, Fair, good Friend to the Few I have, Fiery temper, Forgiving nature. Always wanted to live on a Farm! Big Feet, Fiercely protective of loved ones, Likes Fine wine, Fondling, tanned Flesh, Fishing, Flintstones, Robert Frost. Too Fickle.

G - General Tso's chicken my favorite Chinese dish. Never Graceful, kinda Gawky, always Genuine, too Gullible. Loves Garter belts, Grocery shopping, Goodfellas and Gentlemen. German heritage. Good at word Games, intrigued by Ghosts, never had a Green thumb.

H - Honest, ruled by Heart rather than Head. Loves Harmony, Harp music, Horseback riding, Horror movies. Hates Hunting. Harmless fascination with S&M. Headstrong, Healthy, never loses Hope. Always wanted to be a Hippie. A sense of Humor is sexy!

I - Intelligent, too easily Intimidated, Idealist, Impartial, Impetuous, Impulsive, Insecure. Love Italian Ices, Incense, hate Ignorance. Believes first Impressions mean a lot. Incapable of of pretension, never Incarcerated but have been Indiscreet on occasion! Indifferent to politics, sports and know It alls. Intimacy more Important than sex.

J - Tom Jones!! Sister is Janice, born in June. Wants to be on Jeopardy, has held many Jobs. Jokester on a Journey seeking Joy. Cannot keep a Journal. "Just a Dream" favorite 50's song. Likes Junk food and would love to go on a Jungle safari. Job Developer at an Alternative High School.

K - Keen eye for phonies, Kindhearted. Loves meeting Kindred spirits, phenomenal Kisser, still waiting for a Knight in shining armor to Kneel at my feet! Hates Knicknacks, Knitting, Kennels, K-Mart. Likes Knicks, if I had to pick a team.

L - In Love with Love. Likes Lamb chops, Lace and Languid Lolling in bed with my Lover, Hates Landlords, being Late, stupid Laws and Lifeless people. Very Long Legs. Left wing Liberal at heart. Leisurely Lunches Leave me feeling happy. Lousy Liar. For Laughs I watch Drew Carey and the Simpsons.

M - Motherhood the Most important job in the world. Multi-faceted, Mature and non-Materialistic. Margueritas and Macaroni, though not together....Mmmmm! Miss my Mom so Much. Music is not as important to me as it is to Most - I'm in the Minority. Milky Ways and Mounds Make My Mouth water. Married once, would like to be again, but have not Met the right Man. Wanted to be a Model when I was a kid. Mob guys are my friends!

N - Naughty, not Nasty, Never Neglectful, Neat and Nervous. Negative at times, Nimble always. Nude beach Neophyte. Nurturing, with Numerous relationships in my Nubile years. Live in the Northeast. Nourishment of the soul is why I write poetry. Non-pierced Nipples!

O - Overly sensitive, non-Obedient since birth. Obstinate, Observant and Outspoken. Ohhhhh....Orgasms! Organized, Old-fashioned at times. Loves the Ocean, Originality, Outstretched hands of friendship. Dislike Overbearing, Obnoxious people. Orally fixated.

P - Poetry my Passion. Peace loving, Perfume wearing. Favorite colors Peach and Purple. Love Plums, Persimmons, Pizza, Pork and Sylvia Plath's Poetry. Peach and Pineapple Pies Please my Palate. Interested in Paganism. Pained by Pompous, Prissy, Prudish People and PMS. Philosophical, Passionate. Excellent Penmanship and Pool Player, not so excellent Perseverance.

Q - Quick-witted, always begging for Quarters to do laundry. Quiet at times, Quirky, too. Great at Quiz shows. Quits too soon.

R - Radical and Rebellious Redhead. Never won a Raffle. Ram of the zodiac. Fits of Rage once a month. Raised by Really wonderful parents. Recognizes own Reckless behaviour. Real friends are more important than Riches. Rowboat Rides are Romantic. Don't like Roses.

S - Star gazer, Simplicity Seeker. Sensual, Sexual, with Sinful thoughts Sometimes! Soulmate believer, though Starting to Show Signs of Sensibility in the Second half of life. Never Stingy, though Stinging words Spew from Sorrowful Sieges....always Sorry. Silly. Has Scoliosis, which makes the Spine like Spaghetti. Sings in the Shower. Silence of the Lambs a favorite. Stressed too often. Silver not gold. Swedish Fish addict. Summer favorite Season.

T - Teary though Tough. Thrill seeker in my mind, Too Tame to Try. Tart Tongue, Tantalizing and Tempting Thoughts. Tall. Tender hearted, Thankful, Thick-headed. Love Thousand Island dressing, Truth, Teddy's, sweaty Thrusts and Thumb rings.

U - No Ulterior motives. Umbilical cord still attached. Unabashed, Unacknowledged, Unadulterated woman. Too many "Uns" in our language. How about Uplifting, Uproarious, Urbane. Upset easily.

V - Hate Vacuuming, love Ventriloquists. Dad was a Veteran. Used to eat Veal, never again! Not Voluptuous enough. Likes Vegetables, Violin concertos, Violets. Hate Venison and loud Voices.

W - Williams a Welsh name. Whispers and Wit turn ons. Love Whales, non itchy Wool and reading about Witchcraft. Woman, Warrior, Warm and sometimes Weary. Wonder why I cannot get my Weight down...maybe because I love to eat Whoppers and Whipped cream? Used to enjoy making Wreaths.

X - EX-wife, X-rayed too much. Favorite child's toy is Xylophone. Hate Xmas and X rated movies (would rather do it than watch it!).

Y - Young at heart. Love all things Yellow, Yodels and Yo-Yo's. Ruminate often on Yesterday. Work with "at-risk" Youth, but aren't we all at risk somehow? Yearns for serenity. Yells too much. Works for Youth D.A.R.E.S., the most fulfilling job I've ever had.

Z - Zoos are cruel. Zestful, sort of Zany, never had a Zipless encounter, loves Zabaglione and fried Zucchini. Bank account usually at Zilch. Love my Zzzzzzzz's!

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